Brooklyn's girlfriend, Tracy, who has nice breasts, informs me of what it is my cousin actually does.

Tracy writes:

I feel that I should update you also on what he's been doing: folded the laundry (1st time ever!) And has been forcing me to watch the discovery channel: american chopper. Wow, I feel so complete..

I have informed Tracy it would be a great idea to get Brooklyn one of those child-leash-things that parents put on their children at Cedar Point.

More on Brooklyn later.